Olen finally agreed it was time to say goodbye to his dead pets (my name, not his).
We're looking for a few good homes; know of any?
They're house-trained, hardly ever make a peep, and never shed.
You won't find any of these at PetSmart.
Don't be sad for my sweetie.
He already has plans (aka license and tags) to gather more "pets", plus his beloved whitetail deer and bobcat will always stay to keep him company.
Bwaahahaaahahaa! Oh man! This cracked me up! I guess I shouldn't feel too badly that John refuses to throw away worn-out missionary shoes, even though he has a pair to replace them now. He thinks because they still have a sole (maybe even a soul?), he doesn't need to get rid of them. At least his shoes don't have shed-free hair and look at me when I walk by!
ReplyDeleteI am not telling Chase that you are selling these. I can just imagine him getting some crazy ideas in his head. But i'll keep my ears open for anyone looking for some dead animal statues, and send them your way!
ReplyDeleteOh man I would totally take the bear if I could! I love your ads for them!
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